Penis Pumps: My bad past experience

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Please don't try pumps or vacuums (like Herny here)

Are YOU thinking about using an ancient cock pump device? Well STOP RIGHT NOW!

I'll let you in to an embarrassing secret. I have tried virtually every penis enlargement tactic available on the internet. The worst thing I ever tried was a penis-pump because yes, I experienced small gains but they lasted a maximum of 20 minutes.

Pumps are all very well if you can plan your sexual encounter but no woman is going to sit there strumming away over watching you pump away! It's as un-sexy as watching your granddad bend over and it's seen as terribly pathetic to own one. Why? Because only mugs use them, they're an age old fad dating back hundreds of years!

YOU can avoid the mistakes I made using a pump and avoid nasty vacuums too

Penis pumps have many side effects I did not know about until after I used one for a month. I was one of the lucky ones although I did not recognize it at the time.

1. I suffered from painful bruising that made urination difficult. I felt really sorry for myself when this happened. There is nothing worse than not wanting to sit down, not wanting to pee and not wanting to lie down in case you roll on to your front and wake yourself up yelping in pain!

2. Pumps can cause lumps in your dick. You might think this will feel great for her but incorrect pressure by inferior products can lead to blood clots, nerve damage and loss of circulation i.e. soft ‘wood'. I don't want to scare anyone but you need to know that worse case scenario, blood clots can kill you, nerve damage could mean you won't feel your orgasms as well and a loss of circulation means bye bye Mr hard-cock. A big dick is no good if it isn't hard.

3. Pumps have also been known to cause curves in penises and even worsen the condition if a man already suffers from a bent penis.

I can't stress the point enough, pumps are not only dangerous, the gain you experience from them are never permanent and if your girlfriend or wife discovers it in your wardrobe, you will never live the humiliation down! If you've ever seen Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery you'll know what I mean, haha!

As with vacuums, do you really think a device that sucks your dick is going to make it bigger? If that was true then they'd be selling penis vacuums like hot cakes to all the lonely men out there!

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